Dear Fellow Soccer Team Mom,
It is always nice to chat on the sidelines with the other team parents. I especially enjoy talking with the ladies about Girl stuff and beauty grooming tips. Thank you so much for your interest in not only WHO threads my eyebrows, But How Much she Charges, and Where she does this service. Thank you So MUCH for letting me know that I PAY TOO Much, especially for someone who does it OUT OF Their House. Thank you also for sharing that you pay half as much as I do. You didn't have to tell me, I can see that for myself. Really.
Signed, You Get What You Pay For
Dear Scout Dad who Takes this Way too seriously,
It is very informative to meet with the other parents in our sons' Scout Troop. Thank you so much for telling me that making Scout Leaders more available for the boys to help with signing off on rank advancements and other administrative stuff Wasn't Needed. I had NEVER EVER Thought to use your method of helping my boys by Nagging them. Please show me the Nagging section in the Scout Leader's manual. I am sure my boys will be So Happy to have me Nag them about one more thing. Oh, I am so sorry for making you Sooo defensive, that wasn't my intent.
Signed, Remember It's For The Boys
Dear Potential Car Buyer who nitpicks every scratch on my car,
Thank you so much for telling me about every little scratch or ding on my car. I am not selling the car because I am blind.
Signed, Go Bother Someone else or Pony Up for a New Car
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
18 comments:
Jeez, you haven't sold that car yet? How much longer will you have to put up with these idiots?
Nice work, Mr Scout dad! Way to make a service organization attractive to young kids.
i always so love these letters..
they are almost therapeutic in a way..
have a wonderful day!!!
these are good to write to get stuff off our chest; sorry the car hasn't sold yet
betty
Those are the best letters! The eyebrow lady getting her money's worth -hahaha!
Unless a car sits in the garage (and even then) it will always have scratches and dents. Who cares if it runs?!!
Oh, dear, one of those days?
Dear Mrs Wonderful
I'm a happy nagging mother and was tres offended at your email that scouts made you do it more or that soccer made you feel inferior as this is my ROLE in life! LOL NOT. I so hear you love. When did being a parent become being perfect? xoxo
SC
I shall have to make a copy of some of those replies, they could come in handy some day. Many thanks for bringing a smile to my day.
wow sounds like you are having a hard time selling the car good luck
Threading brows? Hmmm I'm a plucker. Once in a blue moon I get to wax them but I'm cheap. I bet threading isn't cheap...is it? Damn, now I am starting to sound like nosey soccer mom, lol!
Hi, visiting from BPOTW! :D
First, thanks for the reminder that unibrow girl (aka me) needs to get threaded tomorrow. *sigh* Great letters! :D :D
I couldn't help but smile at the first letter! So true..you do get what you pay for!
I can relate. Sadly enough. Thanks for the giggle.
I thought of your Dear Loser letters in the parking lot of the shopping center yesterday, when, as we tried to get our son buckled safely in his car seat, some obnoxious woman honked at us and yelled "Hurry up!" because she wanted our parking space.
I wrote one of those types of letter recently to the art museum people. But, I didn't send it. I just posted it to the blog. Wish I had the nerve to send it to them!
LOL! Man I need to check my eyebrows now
Tee hee hee... the first one made me giggle.
HAHAHAHA
Found your blog via Best Posts of the Week. Love your letters! I've tried typing up a few of those for my blog in the past but they're never nearly as eloquent as yours, they just sound like I'm whining.
Post a Comment