Dear Loser Letters - Morons R Us or RIP Tact

Dear Fellow Soccer Team Mom,

It is always nice to chat on the sidelines with the other team parents. I especially enjoy talking with the ladies about Girl stuff and beauty grooming tips. Thank you so much for your interest in not only WHO threads my eyebrows, But How Much she Charges, and Where she does this service. Thank you So MUCH for letting me know that I PAY TOO Much, especially for someone who does it OUT OF Their House. Thank you also for sharing that you pay half as much as I do. You didn't have to tell me, I can see that for myself. Really.

Signed, You Get What You Pay For


Dear Scout Dad who Takes this Way too seriously,

It is very informative to meet with the other parents in our sons' Scout Troop. Thank you so much for telling me that making Scout Leaders more available for the boys to help with signing off on rank advancements and other administrative stuff Wasn't Needed. I had NEVER EVER Thought to use your method of helping my boys by Nagging them. Please show me the Nagging section in the Scout Leader's manual. I am sure my boys will be So Happy to have me Nag them about one more thing. Oh, I am so sorry for making you Sooo defensive, that wasn't my intent.

Signed, Remember It's For The Boys


Dear Potential Car Buyer who nitpicks every scratch on my car,

Thank you so much for telling me about every little scratch or ding on my car. I am not selling the car because I am blind.

Signed, Go Bother Someone else or Pony Up for a New Car