Dear Family and Friends,
Thank you for your visit, I love your visits, we all do. I am so happy when you come and we can spend time together. Let's do it all again soon, about another year sounds right.
Signed,
Enjoying the Lack of Relatives and Newfound Peace and Quiet
Dear Abigail, our very shy cat,
You can come out of the closet now. The coast is clear, all those strange people are gone. Well, except the strange people you are used to, aka your family.
Signed,
I tawt I saw a Puddy Cat
Dear Charley, our very social dog,
I am sorry you are missing the nonstop love and attention heaped upon you these last few weeks. It makes us sad to see you wander around the house looking for your entourage.
Signed,
My dog is an Attention Starved Teddy Bear
And just one more for good measure because I haven't done this in awhile-
Dear People who Say "No Problem" after I say "Thank You",
The correct term is "You're Welcome".
Thank you.
Signed,
You're Welcome
