The "Really? For Real" Edition of I Should Know Better

A few months ago, I won a silent auction for $100 gift certicate from a salon. I thought, "Great, I'll get a haircut and maybe a facial" with the certificate. No, no, no, Wrong! It was a $100 Haircut!! Yes, Really! I mean it's a nice haircut and all, but my first reaction was "Get the eff outta here". I am so, so glad I got this certificate for like $20 bucks. And of course I had to tip the guy.
When do the heck did I move to Beverly Hills?

Speaking of personal grooming, I have a situation with my eyebrow threading lady. I had an extra new compost bin that I gave to her last Fall. She was so appreciative, she emailed me and offered me a free eyebrow threading. Gee, that's nice. Except when I went to her last time to get my brows cleaned up, She Charged Me!!!! I was so annoyed that when I got home from my appointment I returned her email with a new one asking her how the compost bin was working! She replied all was fine and not a word about her offer. Should I mention this to her in person when I go back to her?!? Which I am not even sure I want to do even though she does a nice job on the brows. What do you all think, dear blog friends?

I just got an email from a friend inviting me to join her Canasta group. Holy crapola, am I really getting That OLD!? Gee, isn't it bad enough I have to go through PMS and perimenopause every month!?! Now, I am being faced with having to join a regular card game, it's downright frightening. Hey, ladies, call me for a hike or walk, or lunch, not Canasta or Mah Johng.

What's got you raising your eyebrows and thinking Really?