One Sentence Post - 10 years younger and 10 lbs lighter

Excellent posture and a warm smile will make anyone look 10 years younger and 10 lbs lighter.

One Sentence Post - Teach Your Children Well

In addition to educating our teen and preteen about the dangers of drugs, alcohol, and reckless driving, I have now just warned them strictly against eating any Peanut products!

One Sentence Post Saturday - Singing as a Dead Celeb

You know you are becoming unhinged when you can amuse yourself singing "Matchmaker" from Fiddler on The Roof as the late, Great Katherine Hepburn.

One Sentence Post - Liquid Diet and Drug Fueled New Year's Eve

In order to ensure a liquid diet and drug fueled New Year's Eve, please consider having all 4 of your wisdom teeth extracted at the age of 47 y/o the day before.

One Sentence Post: How to Ensure a Stress filled Holiday

In order to ensure a stress filled holiday, please consider getting your house painted two weeks before Christmas.

Sunday One Sentence Post - Song versions that should have never been recorded

I am recovering from hearing Celine Dion singing the John Lennon song, "So This is Christmas".

Saturday One Sentence Post

When my DH tells me he's a Grump, I don't disagree with him anymore.