Showing posts with label Happy St.Patty's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Happy St.Patty's Day. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St.Patrick's Day

May those who love us, love us;
and those who don't love us,
may God turn their hearts;
and if He doesn't turn their hearts,
may he turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.

Monday, March 16, 2009

A Very Happy St.Patrick's Day

Some Guinness was spilled on the barroom floor when the pub was shut for the night.

Out of his hold crept a wee Irish mouse and stood in the pale moonlight.

He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor, then back on his haunches he sat.

And all night long you could hear him roar, "Bring on the G*ddam cat!"


Shamelessly indebted to Rick and M.E. for this wee bit of poetry on the day the snakes were driven out of our Eire.